Check out this awesome collection of 20 funny birthday wishes and messages
- It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!
- Is it getting hotter in here, or is it just all the candles on your cake?
- It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.
- It is older, but not better! Happy Birthday!
- Napoleon must have been in command since you were separated from your mother.
- Another year for your back means another year that won’t suck.
- Another year older, but unfortunately none wiser.
- It’s okay to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.
- Jack Benny said, “Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” But in your case, I think it matters; it matters a LOT!
- At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy Birthday!
- May my friend on this special day be able to set all the jealous people on fire and use the flame to burn the candles and blow them off with a happy smile, a very happy and amazing day to you.
- Better to be over the ground than under it. Happy Birthday!
- Better to be over the hill than buried under it.
- On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship… and all that stuff that doesn’t cost anything.
- Another year, another new place that aches.
- I made you a birthday cake to celebrate, but I couldn’t light the candles. It turns out the fire department requires a permit for bonfires.
- Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
- Birthdays are like boogers. The more you have, the harder it is to breathe!
- Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
- Can you sniff all of these candles or should I call the fire department?
- In the bathroom? In the toilet? On your desk? On the fireplace? At 40, it is still a great achievement to remember where the car keys are! All the best!
- It’s nice to be young, healthy and full of energy. Do you remember what that used to feel like?
- It’s nice to be young, healthy and full of energy. Do you remember what that used to feel like?
- It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!
- It’s okay to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.
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